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[sticky post] Oct. 1st, 2015

If you negotiate the minefield in the drive
And beat the dogs and cheat the cold electronic eyes
And if you make it past the shotgun in the hall,
Dial the combination, open the priesthole
And if I'm in I'll tell you what's behind the wall.

behind the wall its all peanuts

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И на озере Шенфлиз две сборные янтарных моржей сыграли в хоккей. Прекрасная и грациозная женская сборная против серьёзной мужской команды. Игра была жаркая, и накал страстей был такой, что никакой холод не чувствовался.

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Источник: клуб «Янтарные моржи»

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they really really really wanna make sure i don't miss thewebmistress's birthday

if you blow me in a restaurant washroom

if you blow me in a restaurant washroom I will likely fall in love before your knees even hit the floor.

in other news cartoons kinda suck these days

ok thats funny

i get that

Aug. 14th, 2016

I have a feeling that if I ever get my hands on enough trilithium to collapse a star and alter the course of the Nexus and if it picks me up off Veridian III it will spit me out again for not having enough happy places to go.

Also little known fact but all those people on Veridian IV were actually Hitler.

Tindr Cookstown

I couldn't date anyone that would use that phone case while wearing that watch